As tight as a drum
As empty as a church
As dense as lead
As light as a feather
As fast as time
As slow as a snail
As dark as a dungeon
As colored as a maiden
As crazy as a loon
Oh! My mind, my mind,
Is as far as I know.
My dear, beloved muse…where are you hiding? Please resurface!
Yours truly,
Dead as a doorknob
