My mind is

As tight as a drum

As empty as a church

As dense as lead

As light as a feather

As fast as time

As slow as a snail

As dark as a dungeon

As colored as a maiden

As crazy as a loon

Oh! My mind, my mind,

Is as far as I know.

My dear, beloved muse…where are you hiding? Please resurface!

Yours truly,

Dead as a doorknob